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Another Castle (Save the Date!)

Another Castle (Save the Date!)

Another Castle (Save the Date!)

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 02:16:54 +0000

Phil

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You remember those times. The times when jumping on a flagpole was rewarded with fireworks and magic flowers could help you fight off turkey-turtles. An era where it was perfectly reasonable for mustachioed, hairy plumbers to save beautiful princesses from giant ginger lizards.

Remind your guests of those precious times spent in the Mushroom Kingdom with Another Castle Save the Date cards, the perfect declaration of your special day. Your guests may travel in luxury if you get married within jumpin’ distance of some inexplicably-large green pipes, but they’ll still need to know when it is.

This irresistible Save the Date will let attendees know when to put on their best yellow cape and head out to ensure your union is eternally charged with Star Power!

Size: 5.25 inches x 5.25 inches.

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Forty Two Reasons (Save the Date!)

Forty Two Reasons (Save the Date!)

Forty Two Reasons (Save the Date!)

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 03:51:28 +0000

Phil

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Share and Enjoy!

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So you’ve found it. Your ultimate Answer to life, the universe, and everything. And it’s a person! From Earth, of all places! Do you know how rare that’s going to be, once they put in that new hyperspace bypass?

Maybe not. It doesn’t matter. You’re one hoopy frood and you’ve found another, and as long as the two of you know where your towels are, even the most painful poetry can’t tear you apart. Now you’ve just got to raise your relatives on the sub-etha and let them know when the big day is!

Or you can go with the (mostly) harmless option, send these friendly, helpful Save the Dates out , and relax with a good book.

WEDDING TIP:

Always happy to help you get the most out of your Altarian dollar, we here at Geekvites recommend you book Milliways for the reception. We hear they have a fantastic dinner show.

Size: 4 inches x 5.5 inches.

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Future Boy (Save The Date!)

Future Boy (Save The Date!)

Future Boy (Save The Date!)

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 04:22:50 +0000

Phil

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These… are your density.

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Great Scott, the Future Boy Save the Dates pack a lot of punch, like Plutonium! But without the radiation (we think)!

We’re writing this description in the hopes that it will find you, safe and sound and ready to be married, in the year 2013. If our calculations are correct, the last thing you thought before coming to this page was hopefully “Hey, we need some cool retro Save the Dates.” If that is indeed the case, we’ve prepared a design for you in the hopes that your future wedding will go according to plan.

If it’s not, then it’s possible we’ve created a paradox that could destroy the fabric of the entire universe, in which case this whole letter is pointless.

Anyway, the Future Boy Save the Dates are a great way to ensure any traveling guests will be “back in time” for your wedding, and the best part is that you won’t need to pay 1.21 Gigabucks to get them sent your way.

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Legendary (Save the Date!)

Legendary (Save the Date!)

Legendary (Save the Date!)

Mon, 07 May 2012 04:36:33 +0000

Phil

Legendary (Save the Date!)

HEY! Listen!

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It’s dangerous to go alone! And your guests will know just how dangerous it is when they see these save the dates – like a sword in the darkness, their path will be lit by the knowledge of your special union!

When you use the Legendary Save the Date, you’re saying much more to your friends than just “Please come!” – you’re asking them to seek out your clay pots, smash them with rabid indiscretion, and plunder the fine rupees within. That’s a special kind of friendship, isn’t it?

What better way to express your love than with the timeless imagery of the Triforce? Let your guests know that you have the forces of Power, Wisdom and Courage behind your union!

Size: 4 inches x 5.5 inches.

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Mahogany (Save the Date!)

Mahogany (Save the Date!)

Mahogany (Save the Date!)

Sun, 20 May 2012 06:11:37 +0000

Phil

Mahogany (Save the Date!)

More romantic than a fistful of poisonous berries.

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Featuring a fine wooden back and a faux carved front, your guests will know that, without a doubt, that your wedding shall be of the classiest of the classy, because from the very moment they see the card they’ll know: THAT IS MAHOGANY. There’s nothing classier than that.

Pro-tip: if you want to save on open bar costs, just lump all the booze together in one place, then call it something like, say, a cornucopia. Then arm your guests and let them go at it like wild savages until there’s only one standing.

May the cake be ever in your flavor.

Size: 4 inches x 5.5 inches.

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Mischief Managed (Save The Date!)

Mischief Managed (Save The Date!)

Mischief Managed (Save The Date!)

Thu, 10 May 2012 01:30:08 +0000

Phil

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Expecto Matrimonium!]]>

We really wanted to call this “Nuptials Managed!” So we kind of did anyway. Almost.

Your acts of love in this frightful world seem to have marked the two of you as special. “Chosen,” one might say, to spend the rest of your lives together. Of course, you might need a map to get where you’re going, and we’re happy to help.

Whether it’s a dry wedding or one full of butterbeer-fueled shenanigans, your friends and family will be sure to pile out of the nearest portkey by the dozens on your big day. Of course, they’ll need to know when it is,  and with these trinkets in their possession, it’ll be impossible to forget.

Size: 4 inches x 5.5 inches.

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My Preciousss (Save The Date!)

My Preciousss (Save The Date!)

My Preciousss (Save The Date!)

Mon, 07 May 2012 04:45:42 +0000

Phil

My Preciousss (Save The Date!)

One does not simply walk into matrimony.]]>

The My Preciousss Save the Date says a lot about you, as a couple, and its messages are as complex and rich as the genesis of an entire genre of fiction. For instance, one could look at these invitations and assume the happy couple is an elven lass and a soon-to-be king of men. Or perhaps they’ll look at it and see a long and confusing folk song in the elegant artwork. Either way, one thing will be clear: important things are happening on this date.

It’s possible your guests may arrive expecting both you and your partner to disappear once the rings are placed on your fingers. Some may even think it’s a sign that your reception will be inexplicably crashed by nine screaming dudes in voluminous black cloaks. Don’t ask what all that means, it’s all very complicated. Just one bit of advice – if you have an open bar, make sure it comes in pints!

On second thought, better piece of advice: Avoid towers. Any towers. You’ve been warned.

Size: 4 inches x 5.5 inches.

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Nemo (Save The Date!)

Nemo (Save The Date!)

Nemo (Save The Date!)

Thu, 10 May 2012 02:17:55 +0000

Phil

Nemo (Save The Date!)

Because no man is a mysterious island.]]>

Love is like a deep, fathomless ocean – dark, mysterious, possibly hiding ill-tempered tentacles within its inky depths.

You can think of the Nemo Save the Date cards as tiny little submarines, carrying exciting news of impending nuptuals to all the thousands or hundreds (or tens) of fish that may care to know. And why wouldn’t they? It’s in the future, and the future is going to be amazing. Also, in this failed nautical metaphor, the fish are your friends and family.

The important thing to remember is that you are entwined eternally as a giant squid upon a Nautilus, and the power of your love shall conjure up a maelstrom of a good time. A time which will surely be set aside by these lovely Save the Dates.

Size: 4 inches x 5.5 inches.

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Timey Wimey (Save The Date!)

Timey Wimey (Save The Date!)

Timey Wimey (Save The Date!)

Wed, 23 May 2012 23:30:45 +0000

Phil

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Romantic enough for both your hearts.]]>

You don’t have to be last of the time lords to appreciate the color we like to call, “Police Box Blue,” and this Save the Date wears it like a tailored suit (or a really cool fez).

With the Timey Wimey Save The Date cards, your friends will know your wedding is of the utmost importance.  A fixed point in space and time.

After all, unless your guest is a very special Doctor, it’s not exactly like they can zip back through time if they miss it, right? Right?

Available in multiple gorgeous (and slightly psychic) paper options.

Size: 4 inches x 5.5 inches.

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Triumph (Save the Date!)

Triumph (Save the Date!)

Triumph (Save the Date!)

Wed, 23 May 2012 23:10:58 +0000

Phil

Triumph (Save the Date!)

We have cake. No. Seriously.

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Congratulations on your decision not to incinerate your companion! Here we have Triumph Save the Dates, a way to commemorate and make note of your relationship’s HUGE SUCCESS!

Your love is an intangible connection, like a wormhole connecting two remote points in space to each other with an incredible bond.

As an enticement, Triumph Save the Dates hint subtly at the possibility of cake, a scientifically proven method of motivation.

We here at Geekvites would like to remind you that we will not be held liable for any damage caused by experiments that our cards may inspire you to perform.

Size: 4 inches x 5.5 inches.

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