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Mahogany (Save the Date!)

Mahogany (Save the Date!)

Mahogany (Save the Date!)

Sun, 20 May 2012 06:11:37 +0000

Phil

Mahogany (Save the Date!)

More romantic than a fistful of poisonous berries.

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Featuring a fine wooden back and a faux carved front, your guests will know that, without a doubt, that your wedding shall be of the classiest of the classy, because from the very moment they see the card they’ll know: THAT IS MAHOGANY. There’s nothing classier than that.

Pro-tip: if you want to save on open bar costs, just lump all the booze together in one place, then call it something like, say, a cornucopia. Then arm your guests and let them go at it like wild savages until there’s only one standing.

May the cake be ever in your flavor.

Size: 4 inches x 5.5 inches.

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Mischief Managed (Save The Date!)

Mischief Managed (Save The Date!)

Mischief Managed (Save The Date!)

Thu, 10 May 2012 01:30:08 +0000

Phil

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Expecto Matrimonium!]]>

We really wanted to call this “Nuptials Managed!” So we kind of did anyway. Almost.

Your acts of love in this frightful world seem to have marked the two of you as special. “Chosen,” one might say, to spend the rest of your lives together. Of course, you might need a map to get where you’re going, and we’re happy to help.

Whether it’s a dry wedding or one full of butterbeer-fueled shenanigans, your friends and family will be sure to pile out of the nearest portkey by the dozens on your big day. Of course, they’ll need to know when it is,  and with these trinkets in their possession, it’ll be impossible to forget.

Size: 4 inches x 5.5 inches.

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My Preciousss (Save The Date!)

My Preciousss (Save The Date!)

My Preciousss (Save The Date!)

Mon, 07 May 2012 04:45:42 +0000

Phil

My Preciousss (Save The Date!)

One does not simply walk into matrimony.]]>

The My Preciousss Save the Date says a lot about you, as a couple, and its messages are as complex and rich as the genesis of an entire genre of fiction. For instance, one could look at these invitations and assume the happy couple is an elven lass and a soon-to-be king of men. Or perhaps they’ll look at it and see a long and confusing folk song in the elegant artwork. Either way, one thing will be clear: important things are happening on this date.

It’s possible your guests may arrive expecting both you and your partner to disappear once the rings are placed on your fingers. Some may even think it’s a sign that your reception will be inexplicably crashed by nine screaming dudes in voluminous black cloaks. Don’t ask what all that means, it’s all very complicated. Just one bit of advice – if you have an open bar, make sure it comes in pints!

On second thought, better piece of advice: Avoid towers. Any towers. You’ve been warned.

Size: 4 inches x 5.5 inches.

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Nemo (Save The Date!)

Nemo (Save The Date!)

Nemo (Save The Date!)

Thu, 10 May 2012 02:17:55 +0000

Phil

Nemo (Save The Date!)

Because no man is a mysterious island.]]>

Love is like a deep, fathomless ocean – dark, mysterious, possibly hiding ill-tempered tentacles within its inky depths.

You can think of the Nemo Save the Date cards as tiny little submarines, carrying exciting news of impending nuptuals to all the thousands or hundreds (or tens) of fish that may care to know. And why wouldn’t they? It’s in the future, and the future is going to be amazing. Also, in this failed nautical metaphor, the fish are your friends and family.

The important thing to remember is that you are entwined eternally as a giant squid upon a Nautilus, and the power of your love shall conjure up a maelstrom of a good time. A time which will surely be set aside by these lovely Save the Dates.

Size: 4 inches x 5.5 inches.

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Timey Wimey (Save The Date!)

Timey Wimey (Save The Date!)

Timey Wimey (Save The Date!)

Wed, 23 May 2012 23:30:45 +0000

Phil

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Romantic enough for both your hearts.]]>

You don’t have to be last of the time lords to appreciate the color we like to call, “Police Box Blue,” and this Save the Date wears it like a tailored suit (or a really cool fez).

With the Timey Wimey Save The Date cards, your friends will know your wedding is of the utmost importance.  A fixed point in space and time.

After all, unless your guest is a very special Doctor, it’s not exactly like they can zip back through time if they miss it, right? Right?

Available in multiple gorgeous (and slightly psychic) paper options.

Size: 4 inches x 5.5 inches.

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